Oliver vs. Martyn and the best of Twitter for AFL Round 14
WHAT a round of football.
A game-changing upset in Adelaide, four matches decided by less than a kick and another lead change at the top – what more could you ask for?
This is what Twitter had to say about what was a very eventful 14th round of the 2017 AFL Premiership season.
Hawks knock Crows off top spot
Thursday night’s battle of the birds was an engaging one from the very start.
Adelaide had the edge at the main break, due in no small part to the efforts of young gun Hugh Greenwood.
Greenwood gunna be a seriously good player #AFLCrowsHawks
— Scott Pendlebury (@SP_10) 22 June 2017
Hugh Greenwood’s first quarter: Nine touches at 88 per cent efficiency, two clearances, two Inside 50s and a goal. Gun #AFLCrowsHawks
— Lee Gaskin (@Lee_Gaskin1) 22 June 2017
Yet outstanding efforts from one-time South Australian residents Ricky Henderson and Shaun Burgoyne in the second half saw Hawthorn snatch a memorable win.
Not only did the result lift the Hawks out of the bottom two, it also knocked the Crows off top.
That kind of upset has become par for the course in AFL 2017.
Is every team in the league colluding in a season long betting scam? #AFLCrowsHawks
— Dave Hughes (@DHughesy) 22 June 2017
17th spot on the ladder has the best winning streak in the comp right now – 7 wins in a row#AFLCrowsHawks @HawthornFC #AFL
— Swamp (@sirswampthing) 22 June 2017
The margin was only 14 points in the end, yet there were not many locals left at the Adelaide Oval to hear the final siren.
You can bet that did not go unnoticed on social media.
Crows supporters heading home #aflcrowshawks pic.twitter.com/pKUGD7k2Rh
— Afl Memes (@bestaflmemes) 22 June 2017
Crows fan streaming out.
Is there a fire drill?
Is there a fire drill?
Is there a fire drill?
Is there a fire drill? ?#AFLCrowsHawks— PowerFromPort (@PowerFromPort) 22 June 2017
Swans stun Dons with last-ditch revival
It became apparent early on Friday night that Sydney’s clash with Essendon could go right to the wire.
That it certainly did.
The Bombers appeared to have pulled off a remarkable comeback victory when they kicked seven unanswered goals to hold a 19-point lead with a little over four minutes remaining.
Tonight, we are all John Longmire. #AFLSwansDons pic.twitter.com/TMJ12JUd2P
— theoutersanctum (@outersanctum01) 23 June 2017
But as Essendon packed up and looked to play out time, the Swans found another gear.
All of a sudden, Gary Rohan was kicking it through the sticks from point-blank range to clinch a one-point win.
Are you sh*tting me? #AFLSwansDons pic.twitter.com/51w09cSBaM
— Sportsbet.com.au (@sportsbetcomau) 23 June 2017
When you still can’t believe you won ? #AFLSwansDons pic.twitter.com/KoPHb0s90Y
— AFL (@AFL) 23 June 2017
Having been only moments from ensuring their place in the top eight for another week, the Dons now find themselves back in 11th and behind the Swans on percentage.
Me and every Essendon supporter right now #aflswansdons pic.twitter.com/xRLWDo9meO
— Bryce Parker (@bryce_parker26) 23 June 2017
At least they can claim to have outdone one of their major Melbourne rivals, albeit in the unglamorous art of choking.
RICHMOND: No one can choke worse than we can.
ESSENDON: Hold my beer.#AFLSwansDons— Nathan King (@ntkingo_1989) 23 June 2017
The most amazing part of that finish is that the sash was red, not yellow. #AFLSwansDons
— Jake Niall (@JakeNiallFOX) 23 June 2017
Two up, two down on AFL Saturday
Saturday footy did not enjoy the most inspiring of starts, from the neutral viewer’s perspective at least.
As ever, Collingwood fans could not help but feel the umpires were somehow at fault for their 31-point defeat to Port Adelaide.
Any fucking chance of a fucking free kick you fuck Fluoro shirted mother fucking flog fucking fuckstick fuckers #aflpiespower
— Mitch (@M_1tch) 24 June 2017
Port Adelaide throws the ball…
Ump: nah, play on
Port Adelaide drops the ball…
Ump: nah, play on.
Repeat. ???#AFLPiesPower
— Donovan (@Dgen717) 24 June 2017
We don’t make it easy for ourselves alone but Jesus Christ, any danger of some consistency from the umps? #AFLPiesPower
— Daniel Marchione (@dmarchi91) 24 June 2017
Up in Brisbane, Greater Western Sydney faced little resistance from the Lions as they reclaimed top spot on the AFL ladder.
Yet the takeout from that clash was not how well the Giants played, but how unlikeable many of their star players are.
Toby Greene is easily in the top 3 for most punchable players in the AFL. #AFLLionsGiants
— Andrew French (@AFrenchy91) 24 June 2017
Dayne Beams came off the field after colliding with Shane Mumford. #AFLLionsGiants pic.twitter.com/1vkoapSjhI
— AFL (@AFL) 24 June 2017
The action improved considerably after dark.
At the Docklands, the Western Bulldogs looked to have done enough until a four-goal surge from North Melbourne brought the game to life in the last 10 minutes.
Punters could not help but draw parallels to Friday night’s thriller at the SCG as the Roos came up one point short in controversial circumstances.
Dogs doing their best Dons/Tigers impression. #afldogsnorth #afldogsroos
— Griggsy (@GriggsGene) 24 June 2017
This is nuts #AFLDogsRoos
— Paddy Harrington (@FootyTippsy) 24 June 2017
Those who were also keeping an eye on proceeding over in the west were in footy heaven.
2017 is ridiculous.
RIDICULOUS.#AFLEaglesDees #AFLDogsRoos
— David Zita (@DavidZita1) 24 June 2017
Shortly after the Dogs scraped home, an incredible bullocking goal from Tom McDonald – his fifth of a career-best night – saw Melbourne snatch a stunning three-point win over the West Coast.
And yet, sadly, it was Clayton Oliver’s theatrical reaction to a Will Schofield shove that hogged all the limelight on social media.
Oh please… are you kidding Clayton Oliver? Was a gold medal dive right there!!! #AFLEaglesDees pic.twitter.com/XEl6avOqpe
— Tim Hipsley (@TimHipsley) 24 June 2017
Clayton Oliver, another proud graduate from the ‘Lindsay Thomas school of diving”#AFLEaglesDees
— Sportsbet.com.au (@sportsbetcomau) 24 June 2017
Will Schofield should face a public stoning for that vicious attack. #AFLEaglesDees
— Xavier Ellis (@XaviEllis18) 24 June 2017
The young midfielder’s follow-up efforts on social media did nothing to get him out of the public bad books.
To be fair, his return-fire at Australian cricket legend Damien Martyn showed impressive historical knowledge for a man who was born several years after the event in question.
Hey Damien, you should just worry about that shot in 1994. Link if you can’t remember – https://t.co/6EyZ1jezft #amiwatchingachoker
— Clayton Oliver (@ClaytonOliver16) 25 June 2017
Cats win sans Selwood as Saints soar
How could round 14 possibly get any better?
Sunday had a fair crack as Fremantle looked to upset a wounded, undermanned Geelong.
Yet even with star skipper Joel Selwood knocked out early and only one fit player on the bench by game’s end, the Cats clawed their way back from 34 points down to steal a famous victory at Kardinia Park.
Freo fans right now… #AFLCatsDockers pic.twitter.com/O5WabZXsLh
— Sportsbet.com.au (@sportsbetcomau) 25 June 2017
Let’s never speak of that game ever again #AFLCatsDockers
— Rudi (@RudiEdsall) 25 June 2017
Up the Princes Highway, Brian Taylor – a man who is paid actual money to commentate on football games – was having a bit of trouble matching names with numbers.
Could someone tell BT not every Carlton player in long sleeves is Silvagni. #AFLTigersBlues
— adam rozenbachs (@arozenbachs) 25 June 2017
Richmond’s Bachar Houli grabbed plenty of attention on the Twittersphere after flooring Carlton forward Jed Lamb.
Naturally, Houli’s religious alignment opened the door for some very punny reactions.
Bachar celebrates the end of Ramadan by knocking back some lamb #AFLTigersBlues
— boxo70 (@boxie004) 25 June 2017
Houli on Lamb. Not sure if it’s Halal, but it certainly isn’t kosher. #AFLTigersBlues
— Joel (@GiantJoel2012) 25 June 2017
Closing out the round, St Kilda vaulted into the eight with a win over the Gold Coast at Etihad Stadium.
It was hardly a feast for the eyes, however, with the Saints’ goalkicking coming in for special scrutiny.
Not exactly Champagne football to witness, more like a cask of wine, but hey @stkildafc we are in the 8! #AFLSaintsSuns
— Eric Bana (@EricBana67) 25 June 2017
Simply unfathomable how poor @stkildafc goal kicking is.
One of the hardest working and poorest skilled teams in the @AFL #AFLSaintsSuns
— Francis Leach (@SaintFrankly) 25 June 2017
Depending on your allegiances, the highlight/lowlight of the day came from Nick Riewoldt.
His thwarted attempt in the goal square brought back memories of a certain incident from the 2010 AFL Grand Final.
Riewoldt stuffs up in the goal square again. Brings back memories #aflsaintssuns pic.twitter.com/kasOSO5SKO
— Matt (@Mattys123) 25 June 2017
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